After Therapy Mints
As soon as you hand the therapist the check pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool reusable tin that can hold your Paxils Welbutrins Xanaxes and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills too. Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints.
